Pearls Hogs the Road

Pearls Hogs the Road Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449487317
Release 2017-04-25
Pages 264
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The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.



Pearls Hogs the Road

Pearls Hogs the Road Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449483666
Release 2017-04-25
Pages 264
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Move over! Pearls Before Swine is back and badder than ever in the new treasury collection Pearls Hogs the Road. The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig. All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out of the way. Pearls Hogs the Road also features three comic strips illustrated by the legendary Bill Watterson of Calvin and Hobbes, who ended a 19-year hiatus from the comics page to collaborate with Pastis.



Lions and Tigers and Crocs Oh My

Lions and Tigers and Crocs  Oh My Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740761553
Release 2006-09-01
Pages 264
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Pearls Gets Sacrificed

Pearls Gets Sacrificed Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449476328
Release 2015-09-22
Pages 248
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True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis’s cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never-ending war of neighborly hate with the Crocs. As always, Goat offers a voice of reason amid the ongoing chaos that Pastis creates, either from behind the pen or as a character within the strip itself. Pastis’s latest collection is sure to add to the funny-page phenomenon, giving Pearls fans more of what they know and love: satirical logic and hilarious wit. Includes all cartoons from the collections Breaking Stephan and King of the Comics.



Pearls Falls Fast

Pearls Falls Fast Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449446590
Release 2014-03-11
Pages 255
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A collection of strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat, and letter-writing optimist Zebra.



When Pigs Fly

When Pigs Fly Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740797378
Release 2010-09-07
Pages 144
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A latest collection of the comic strip Pearls Before Swine features the hilarious, edgy exploits of such beloved characters as Rat, Pig, Zebra, Guard Duck, the Crocs, Goat and more. By the National Cartoonists Society Best Comic Strip of the Year-winning author of 50,000,000 Pearls Fans Can't Be Wrong. Original.



Da Crockydile Book O Frendsheep

Da Crockydile Book O  Frendsheep Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740776274
Release 2008-09-01
Pages 88
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As the first gift book based on the "Pearls Before Swine" comic strip, this "book of frendsheep" conveys the unusual brand of camaraderie shared by the not-really-so-cold-blooded crocs. Illustrations.



Pearls Before Swine

Pearls Before Swine Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740734377
Release 2003-03-02
Pages 128
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"Pearls Before Swine" is the hilarious new comic strip tale of two friends--an arrogant Rat who knows it all, and a slow-witted Pig who doesn't know any better. Together they offer caustic commentary on humanity's quest for the unattainable. Illustrations.



Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata

Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740768019
Release 2007-03-01
Pages 128
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So far this century, there have arguably been three breakout hits on the comics page-The Boondocks, Get Fuzzy, and Pearls Before Swine." -San Francisco Chronicle More Info About Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata: A Pearls Before Swine Collection You're invited to the most whacked-out party of the year. Bring your togas, your appetite, and your attitude to the first-ever fraternity "zee-ba-cue" by the Da Brudderhood of Zeeba Zeeba Eata. A small cover charge is required, but zebras always get in free. Getting out is a different story. . . In this, the fifth collection of the wildly popular Pearls Before Swine comic strip, Stephan Pastis's original creations Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra join the sophomoric cast of crocodilian cutthroats in Pastis's funniest work yet.



Pearls Blows Up

Pearls Blows Up Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449401061
Release 2011-03-01
Pages 256
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals, with commentary from the author.



Stephan s Web

Stephan s Web Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449482023
Release 2016-11-22
Pages 128
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Some Rat! Stephan Pastis may not be the kind, selfless arachnid of E.B. White's cherished children's novel, but he sure can spin a story - that is, if Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra don't swat him with a stick first. In Stephan's Web, the Pearls gang continues to find that friendship and puns are the best defense against everyday predators, like self-righteous vegans, cyclists, and fruitarians.



I m Only in This for Me

I m Only in This for Me Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449476260
Release 2016-05-03
Pages 128
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Are you tired of America's broken politics, tired partisan bickering, and really lame newspaper comics? Well, Stephan Pastis can't help you with the first two. But he, along with Rat, Pig, and the rest of the animal crew from Pearls Before Swine, voted the Most Reprehensible Comic Strip in the Continental U.S. by the League of Easily Offended and Unfunny Citizens*, are doing their best to make the American comic great again. In I'm Only in This for Me, the Pearls gang dares to tell the hard truths that the country needs to hear: the importance of prioritizing cheese over everything else, the sadly ignored capacity of bears to solve all of life's problems, and the crucial Recognition Gap between women in bars and semi-obscure cartoonists with delusions of grandeur. But beneath all the selfishness, absurdity, bungling crocs, and bazooka-wielding ducks, Rat, Pig, Goat, and Zebra continue to find that friendship can make life warmer, humor can make stupidity less annoying, and cheese really does make everything way, way better. Lastly, this collection features the triumphant return of a legendary comics icon: Stephan Pastis! (And also some weirdo named Bill Watterson.) *Not an actual group or award



Pearls Sells Out

Pearls Sells Out Author Pastis, Stephan
ISBN-10 9780740798641
Release 2010-04-13
Pages 264
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Stephan Pastis has done it again with Pearls Sells Out: A Pearls Before Swine Treasury. This edgy comic is the perfect collection of insight and observation on humanity's pitiful plight as seen by an arrogant rat, a half-wit pig, and their insane entourage. Pearls Sells Out gives fans their much-needed dose of humor, wit and biting sarcasm. The book also features thoughts and sly comments from Pastis about the strips in running commentary throughout the book. There's an artful, edgy rebellion being waged in the funny pages, and one of its brightest revolutionaries is Stephan Pastis. --Fort Worth Star-Telegram The cartoon Pearls Before Swine is written by a psychopath. --reader complaint, Wichita Eagle



Unsportsmanlike Conduct

Unsportsmanlike Conduct Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9781449427740
Release 2013-02-12
Pages 128
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A latest collection of Pearls Before Swine strips mocks the shortcomings of human nature with an endless string of outlandish puns and follows the antics of egotistical Rat, clueless Pig, intellectual Goat and letter-writing optimist Zebra. Original.



Sgt Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic

Sgt  Piggy s Lonely Hearts Club Comic Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 0740748076
Release 2004-09-01
Pages 256
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Follows the escapades of self-centered Rat and kindly (but dumb) Pig and their pals---includes commentary from the author.



The Sopratos

The Sopratos Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 9780740768477
Release 2007-09-01
Pages 128
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The dark, twisted adventures of this bunch of goodfellas have made "Pearls" the fastest-growing comic strip of the decade. Join the family and get in on the action.



I Scream You Scream We All Scream Because Puns Suck

I Scream  You Scream  We All Scream Because Puns Suck Author Stephan Pastis
ISBN-10 1449483801
Release 2017-09-12
Pages 128
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PUNS! We know it's coming. The telltale signs are all there: the oddly specific setup, the unusual word choice, and, just visible out of the corner of our eye, the final panel of Stephan sitting at his desk awaiting the chastisement of one of his characters. Somehow the pun still manages to elicit a groan larger than we expected. Fortunately for us--and for Stephan's job security--there are more than just puns in I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream Because Puns Suck. The entire Pearls Before Swine crew returns in some of the strip's most raucous cartoons yet. Rat tries his hand at public service as a judge and presidential candidate (he's accepting tips), Goat has a nasty run-in with Internet trolls (maybe it's time to get off social media), and Pig is dismayed to learn that there is no European city of "Hamsterdam" (much less a dam that holds back a river of hamsters). And like always, the Zebras can congratulate each other on a safe day and hope for a Croc-less tomorrow--in other words, the preys praise and pray.