Comic Books For Kids Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts

Comic Books For Kids  Silly Jokes For Kids With Dog Farts Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635016604
Release 2014-09-05
Pages 371
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El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 1 and the situations go like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 2 he faces the most challenging sports activities. He uses his bean blowing ways in order to benefit from his powerful bean blowing air push and win every challenging sports activity like: * How To Jump Higher * How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? * Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art * The 18th Hole Trick * Baseball Power Hitting * The NY Style Artistry + Black Fart Rap Skyscraper Freestyle Sound (This is a brand new and never before released story. It is included for the first time in this new and enhanced color and audio version of the Fart Book) and many more bean blowing stories... The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle (Fart Book Volume 3) goes like this: * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * Lots More... The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick Egocentric Pesky Perks Pee Wee Herman Philosophy A Jerk's Agenda Lots More... One last word of WARNING from El Ninjo himself: "Don't forget to check your shorts after you finish reading...because you'll laugh so hard...



Best Graphic Novels For Kids Farts Book

Best Graphic Novels For Kids  Farts Book Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017786
Release 2014-08-28
Pages 172
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This Fart Book of El Ninjo is a compilation of 2. You will get FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! New & Enhanced Version Volume 1 - Part 2 + FART BOOK: African Bean Fart Adventures In The Jungle, New & Enhanced Version Volume 3 All illustrations are in full color now + Each chapter includes a narrated audio version of the chapter so that your child can learn by reading and by listening at the same time. It comes with more stories and colored pictures than ever before! The stories can be characterized as pant ripping because they are so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Whether you're a "professional" butt-whistler or just an amateur... El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single adventure that he is experiencing in various hilarious situations of life in Volume 2 and the situations go like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop and many more... In Volume 3 he faces the most dangerous animals. He uses his bean blowing way in order to save his life! He gets attacked by the lion, the leopard, the crocodile, and many more dangerous animals in the jungle and in the end there is only one animal that he feels save to be around with. The list of the African Bean Fart Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: * Arrival At The Lodge With Poop & Pump * The Safari Mobil Breakdown * The Jungle Bang * The Bean Slam'n Smoke * The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster * The Tears Gas Boom * The Gorilla Sound Cloud and many more steamy Kenia clouds...



Fart Book Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts

Fart Book  Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635018080
Release 2014-09-04
Pages 72
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Fart Book: Funny Jokes For Kids with Farts Best Graphic Novels For Kids With Sweet Farts For a very time limited period you can download a FREE audiobook chapter of this funny dog FART BOOK: Blaster! Boomer! Slammer! Popper, Banger! Your kids will LOL and tear their pants at this funny audio chapter. This version also includes one new and never before releases fart story that can be characterized as pant ripping because it is so hilarious so make sure to check your pants right after you LOL! Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Wake Upper Popper * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator and many more steamy bean blowing farting dog episodes... Purchase my "Fart Book" right now for your kids while this low introductory price is still available. Go ahead...purchase "FART BOOK: Blaster! B



Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts Dog Humor Books

Comic Illustration Book For Kids With Dog Farts  Short Moral Stories For Kids With Dog Farts   Dog Humor Books Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635017311
Release 2014-09-15
Pages 209
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Let me introduce myself, I am El Ninjo and I am the master butt-whistler because I simply can not resist exposing my family with my expressive face-melting fart art! I guarantee you and your kids will LOL at this hilarious fart book with these amazing bean blowing color and audio rich illustrations. Yes, I am the true master of bottom-burping disaster and I am going to impress you with my creative bottom belching ways. I will not only show you every stinky fart trick that I have in my collection, but I will also make sure to show you how to apply each individual fart situation for your own benefit! These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) These short moral stories for kids are not only entertaining to read, to look at and to listen to, but they are teaching your kid about all kinds of life lessons the smart and not the annoying way. With this smart dog farts book your kids do not turn into little farting monsters over night, but they become smarter! This is how Einstein would have taught his kids the gravity of farts:) The list of fart situation goes like this: * The Delivery Boy Truck Detonater * The Stinky Tsunami * The Lego Blower * The Hand Stinker * The Marshmallow Shooter * The Steamy Sweat Blanket Pooper * The Gas Eruption in the Chicken Coop * The Straight Up Breakfast Table Shot * The Flying Carpet * The Backpack Burster * The Gasification In The Car * The Neighbour Detonator * The Imaginary Bone Shot Or Fart Expressionism * The Blue Hour In The Elevator The list of Dog Jerks - Vol. 3 goes like this: Why Dogs Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks The Perky Bullfrog Trick ...



Kid Books Sets Blaster Boomer Slammer Popper Banger

Kid Books Sets  Blaster  Boomer  Slammer  Popper  Banger Author El Ninjo
ISBN-10 9781635019490
Release 2014-09-05
Pages 114
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Book 1 & 2: Whether you're a "pro" butt-whistler...or simply can't resist impressing your friends, every now and then with a face-melting fart...you'll LOL at this hilarious book with dozens of hilarious illustrations. You & Your Kids Will Laugh Out Loud! Learn from the master of bottom-burping disaster himself, El Ninjo, as he demonstrates in Fart Book Volume 2: WANTED: The Best Sport Activity For El Ninjo - Fart Pleasures On the Center Court and Beyond many different kinds of fart situations and he shows you how to turn each different sports activity condition into his own fart advantage to win the tough competition. El Ninjo is going to demonstrate how he takes advantage of each single sport activity the bean blowing way in order to win each sport competition! The list of fart sport activities goes like this: The Funny & Farty Hot Air Balloon Ride How To Jump Higher How Windsurfing Works In The Doldrums? Driving On The Merry Go Round Is Only Fun With Some Fart Art Ski Jumping Winners Are Powered by Farts The 18th Hole Trick and many more ... The list of the African Bean Adventures in the Jungle goes like this: The Safari Mobil Breakdown The Jungle Bang The Bean Slam'n Smoke The Artistic Liana Salto Blaster The Tears Gas Boom , and many more... Dog Jerks is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations. Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious & humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Inside Dog Jerks Vol. 3 you'll find jerky moments like: * Jerky Treats Better Than Celery Sticks * Perky Bullfrog Trick * Pee Wee Herman Philosophy * Soggy Doggy * The Flirt-Schooled Lord Of Misrule lots more...



Stop Farting in the Pyramids

Stop Farting in the Pyramids Author Katiedid Langrock
ISBN-10 9781942448839
Release 2016-03-18
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Stop Farting in the Pyramids has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Stop Farting in the Pyramids also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Stop Farting in the Pyramids book for free.



And Another Thing

And Another Thing Author Jeremy Clarkson
ISBN-10 9780141901404
Release 2007-10-04
Pages 352
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In And Another Thing... the outspoken and outrageous presenter Jeremy Clarkson, shares his opinions on just about everything. Jeremy Clarkson finds the world such a perplexing place that he wrote a bestselling book about it. Yet, despite the appearance of The World According to Clarkson, things - amazingly - haven't improved. Not being someone to give up easily, however, he's decided to have another go. In And Another Thing... the king of the exasperated quip discovers that: • Bombing North Carolina is bad for Yorkshire • We can look forward to exploding at the age of 62 • Russians look bad in Speedos. But not as bad as we do • Wasps are the highest form of life Thigh-slappingly funny and in your face, Jeremy Clarkson bursts the pointless little bubbles of the idiots while celebrating the special, the unique and the sheer bloody brilliant... And Another Thing... is a hilarious collection of Jeremy's Sunday Times columns and the second in hisThe World According to Clarkson series which also includes The World According to Clarkson, For Crying Out Loud! and How Hard Can It Be? Praise for Jeremy Clarkson: 'Brilliant . . . laugh-out-loud' Daily Telegraph 'Outrageously funny . . . will have you in stitches' Time Out Number-one bestseller Jeremy Clarkson writes on cars, current affairs and anything else that annoys him in his sharp and funny collections. Born To Be Riled, Clarkson On Cars, Don't Stop Me Now, Driven To Distraction, Round the Bend, Motorworld and I Know You Got Soul are also available as Penguin paperbacks; the Penguin App iClarkson: The Book of Cars can be downloaded on the App Store. Jeremy Clarkson because his writing career on the Rotherham Advertiser. Since then he has written for the Sun and the Sunday Times. Today he is the tallest person working in British television, and is the presenter of the hugely popular Top Gear.



To Catch a Catch

To Catch a Catch Author Bob Cohn
ISBN-10 9781609769642
Release 2011-03-01
Pages 294
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This delightful romantic comedy opens on a sad note when a successful Ad Agency executive loses his wife after 29 wonderful years. Beginning at her funeral, footloose women offer themselves in unique ways to attract the newly eligible "Catch," hoping to inveigle their way into his upscale country club lifestyle on Chicago's suburban North Shore. Using talents and skills, from culinary to erotic, they offer the widower "whatever it takes," requiring him to conserve his energy, especially his sexual energy, as he juggles the challenges of his new lifestyle. Meanwhile, a new executive at the Agency's largest client is herself a "Catch." A beautiful, financially successful single mom with a penthouse hi-rise condo, she is thrown into the widower's life by her blustery tycoon employer. Their antics while working together on two major ad campaigns nearly derail their careers and cause incredible chaos among their colleagues, friends and families.



Chicken Little

Chicken Little Author Daryl Sharp
ISBN-10 0919123627
Release 1993-06
Pages 125
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Chicken Little: Messiah, Meshuggeneh or Metaphor? Join the author and Prafessor Adam Brillig in their fearless search for the truth. Book One of The Brillig Trilogy "Remarkably humorous, beautifully written, tantalizingly irreducible and full of the magic and simplicity of being human. At times it left me breathless."



John Vachon s America

John Vachon   s America Author John Vachon
ISBN-10 9780520925038
Release 2003-12-12
Pages 354
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From 1936 to 1943, John Vachon traveled across America as part of the Farm Security Administration photography project, documenting the desperate world of the Great Depression and also the efforts at resistance—from strikes to stoic determination. This collection, the first to feature Vachon's work, offers a stirring and elegant record of this extraordinary photographer's vision and of America's land and people as the country moved from the depths of the Depression to the dramatic mobilization for World War II. Vachon's portraits of white and black Americans are among the most affecting that FSA photographers produced; and his portrayals of the American landscape, from rural scenes to small towns and urban centers, present a remarkable visual account of these pivotal years, in a style that is transitional from Walker Evans to Robert Frank. Vachon nurtured a lifelong ambition to be a writer, and the intimate and revealing letters he wrote from the field to his wife back home reflect vividly on American conditions, on movies and jazz, on landscape, and on his job fulfilling the directives from Washington to capture the heart of America. Together, these letters and photographs, along with journal entries and other writings by Vachon, constitute a multifaceted biography of this remarkable photographer and a unique look at the years he captured in such unforgettable images.



Sophiechen und der Riese

Sophiechen und der Riese Author Roald Dahl
ISBN-10 9783644567610
Release 2016-03-11
Pages 256
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Und dann war er da! Acht Meter groß war er. Seinen schwarzen Umhang trug er so elegant wie ein vornehmer Herr. Die dünne Trompete hatte er immer noch in der Hand. So schritt er würdevoll über den königlichen Parkrasen auf das Fenster zu. Die Zofe kreischte. Die Königin seufzte. Und Sophiechen winkte. Der gute Riese GuRie pustet den Menschenkindern mit einer Trompete schöne Träume in die Schlafzimmer – bis Sophiechen ihn eines Nachts dabei entdeckt. Kurzerhand nimmt sie der GuRie mit ins Riesenland, wo nicht alle Riesen so nett sind wie er. Ganz im Gegenteil: Sie fressen sogar Menschen! Gemeinsam schmieden Sophiechen und der Riese einen Plan, wie sie den bösen Riesen ein für alle Mal das Handwerk legen können. Doch dafür brauchen sie die Hilfe der englischen Königin ... Ausgezeichnet mit dem Deutschen Jugendliteraturpreis



American Poultry Journal

American Poultry Journal Author
ISBN-10 CORNELL:31924060834060
Release 1938
Pages
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American Poultry Journal has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from American Poultry Journal also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full American Poultry Journal book for free.



Cultural Representation in Historical Resistance

Cultural Representation in Historical Resistance Author Linda S. Myrsiades
ISBN-10 0838754074
Release 1999
Pages 372
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Resistance theater in Greece under Nazi occupation was organized by the political and armed wings of the EAM/ELAS resistance movement and operated in the mountains of what was called Free Greece. This work introduces the cultural resistance of over 1000 cultural teams across Greece that mounted over 22,000 performances from 1943-44 and the work of three subsidized troupes that toured the mountain villages and armed camps of Epirus, Thessaly, and western Macedonia. It targets the history of the largest of those troupes and its performances that constitute the largest single source of resistance texts in Free Greece.



The Owl Flies by Day

The Owl Flies by Day Author Dale Riepe
ISBN-10 9060321200
Release 1979-01-01
Pages 203
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The Owl Flies by Day has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from The Owl Flies by Day also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full The Owl Flies by Day book for free.



The Clockwork Vampire Chronicles

The Clockwork Vampire Chronicles Author Andy Remic
ISBN-10 9780857662064
Release 2012-02-28
Pages 832
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Ferocious fantasy from a real-life hardman come to claim the post-Gemmell world. This volume contains all three books in the Clockwork Vampire Chronicles: Kell's Legend ~ Soul Stealers ~ Vampire Warlords. The land of Falanor is invaded by an albino army, the Army of Iron. A small group set off to warn the king: Kell, ancient hero; his granddaughter, Nienna and her friend, Katrina; and the ex-Sword Champion of King Leanoric, Saark, disgraced after his affair with the Queen. Fighting their way south, betrayal follows battle follows deviation, and they are attacked from all quarters by deadly albino soldiers, monstrous harvesters who drain blood from their victims to feed their masters, and the twisted offspring of deviant vachine, the cankers. As Falanor comes under heavy attack and crushing invasion, only then does Nienna learn the truth about grandfather Kell - that he is anything but a noble hero, anything but a Legend.



Tyger on the Crooked Road

Tyger on the Crooked Road Author Barry Raebeck
ISBN-10 9781475990799
Release 2013-09-11
Pages 362
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Improvement makes strait roads, but the crooked roads without Improvement are the roads of Genius. —William Blake, The Marriage of Heaven and Hell One of the world’s most brilliant, visionary artists, William Blake was a painter, engraver, illustrator, and poet as well as a mystic of extraordinary proportion. But he was also a political radical, a Dissenter, and a friend and supporter of Thomas Paine, the English common man, and the early stages of the French Revolution. This remarkable personality is reimagined in Tyger on the Crooked Road, a bold historical novel that delves into both the man and the legend. In the late-eighteenth century, Blake struggles to make ends meet. He is harassed by repressive authorities, denied professional membership in the Royal Academy of Art, and considered by major artistic and literary figures of the day to be little but a willful eccentric. Not a few of them think him mad. But beyond his art and politics, Blake is a loyal friend and a passionate and devoted husband. His life comprises an amalgam of conflict and compassion, adventure and failure, violence and political intrigue, frustration and inspiration. This Blake is a man of profound appetite and exquisite skill—one who offers an enduring voice of strength, justice, promise, and capacity. Tyger on the Crooked Road brings Blake vividly to life, a genius underestimated in his own time but known and beloved today.



The Innocent Anthropologist

The Innocent Anthropologist Author Nigel Barley
ISBN-10 9781478631026
Release 2000-08-23
Pages 190
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When British anthropologist Nigel Barley set up home among the Dowayo people in northern Cameroon, he knew how fieldwork should be conducted. Unfortunately, nobody had told the Dowayo. His compulsive, witty account of first fieldwork offers a wonderfully inspiring introduction to the real life of a cultural anthropologist doing research in a Third World area. Both touching and hilarious, Barley’s unconventional story—in which he survived boredom, hostility, disaster, and illness—addresses many critical issues in anthropology and in fieldwork.